Missy Reitner-Cameron

Creative Director / Crayon Evangelist


Personal ice cream flavor:  Awesomenilla

If I wasn't a designer, I'd be...:  A screenprinter

80's band:  Oingo Boingo

Board game:  Scrabble

Favorite pickup line:  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

At the movie theater, which armrest is yours:  Both.

Ridiculous fear:  Passengering

Entrance music:  Black Dog

One item on a deserted island:  A monkey to talk to

The Meaning of Life:  To laugh loud often

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Wyatt Renew

Art Director / Resident Digital DJ


One food, forever:  Grilled cheese sandwiches with Tillamook Sharp Cheddar on San Luis Sourdough. Grilled in olive oil on a slab of hell-hot granite heated by campfire built under the shade of a Coastal Redwood.

If I wasn't a designer, I'd be...:  Recording Artist, Jazz Musician or Beatsmith

Superhero:  Spiderman

Ideal middle name:  Austin

Can't go without:  My dignity

Best super power:  Mind Ticks (...that's not a typo. They'll git'cha)

Entrance music:  Superfly

Fight any celebrity:  Tobey Maguire

Susan Coward

Strategist and PR Professional / Big Ears


Career inspiration:  Darrin Stephens on Bewitched (first taste of Madison Ave.)

Amused by:  Puppies and politicians

Loves/hates:  Cars/drivers

Usually dances to:  The beat of a different drummer

Intrigued by:  Words and natural wonders

Wanted to be like:  Daphne on Scooby Doo

Actually ended up like:  Velma

Phobias:  Clowns and 'possums

Paper or plastic:  Unbleached organic cotton

Janu Flores

Lead Designer / Professional Doodley Dude


Favorite word:  Eggs.

Something you can't live without:  Eggs.

80's Band:  Does Kenny Loggins count?

Most persisting nickname:  Janubian.

Entrance music:  You're So Gangsta by Chromeo

Default karaoke song:  Something easy. Anything by Journey or The Star Spangled Banner.

What color crayon would you be?  Jurple.

Ridiculous fear:  Choking. Always with the choking!

One item on a deserted island:  (Are children going to be reading this? Oh they might...) Mittens!

Fight any celebrity:  Fergie

If I wasn't a designer I'd be a...:  nnoying

Michael vandenBerg

Lead Creative / Travellist


Entrance music:  Hova's Back

If I wasn't a designer I'd be...:  In a van down by the river

Ideal middle name:  Butane

Favorite word:  Undoctrinaire

Adopted by a TV family:  The Addams Family

The Meaning of Life:  Yeah, exactly

Super power:  Time Freeze™

One item on a deserted island:  The Illustrated Deserted Island Survival Manual, 2010 Unabridged

Elissa Quilici

Studio Coordinator / Snackasaurus


Guilty pleasure:  A pound of gummies from Powells

Default karaoke:  The End Of The World

Favorite holiday:  Taco Tuesdays

The meaning of life:  Eat good food, often

Entrance music:  Don't Stop Believing

Superhero:  Willy Wonka

What color crayon are you:  Bianchi Celeste

Fight any celebrity:  It would be three...The Jonas Brothers

Adopted by a TV family:  The Bluths

Can't go without: Running/Biking/Swimming

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Helen Feldman

Graphic Designer / Rushin'Pipsqueak


Favorite Affliction:  Garlic Breath

Board game you rule at:  Apples to Apples

Favorite word:  Cellar Door

Ridiculous fear:  Driving (really)

Favorite pick up line:  Can I read your shirt in braille?

Favorite holiday:  Summer solstice

Best band name:  Spoon Hard

Adopted by a TV family:  The Botwins

What color crayon are you: Unmellow Yellow

Kyle Schoenberger

Web Designer / Wisest Wizard


If you could eat one food forever...:  Does whiskey count?

Favorite 80's band:  80s Bowie

Adopted by a tv family: The Girls Next Door

Superhero:  Ziggy Stardust

Most persisting nickname:  GRAF, aka Grafasauraus Rex, aka Graffimus Prime

Guilty pleausure:  Speeding

If I wasn't a designer, I'd be...: ALMS Race Car Driver

Entrance music:  Careless Whisper

World's greatest band name:  The Majestic Pink Dragons of Death Metal

Ridiculous Fear:  Hitting a parked car, again...

What color crayon would you be?  Asparagus

 

Joshua Holland

Jr. Web Designer / Volleybologist

 
Entrance music:  Derty

Favorite superhero:  Count Chocula

Favorite pick up line:  I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party

Fight any celebrity:  Carlos the Hangover baby

Ridiculous fear:  El Camino car beds

Guilty pleasure:  Baking Star Trek themed food

Meaning of life:  42, the number following 41 and preceding 43

Ideal middle name:  Tiberius

Crayon color:  Tyrian Purple

Alter ego:  Doctor Kenneth Noisewater

If I wasn't a designer I'd be:  Scruffy lookin' nerf herder


Christy Mack

Brand Strategist / C-Mack

 

One food forever: Serious NY pizza from Big Nick's on the Upper West Side

Serious habit: Collecting milk glass

If I wasn't a brand strategist: I'd play an interior designer on tv

Crayon color: Cobalt blue

Guilty pleasure: Pumpkin pie in July

Must haves in the closest: Dark skinny jeans, scarves, and cowboy boots

Adopted by a tv family: The Bradys or The Botwins

Favorite Superhero: Curious George

Jeff Sauer

Wordsmith / Barnboy

 

Adopted by a TV family:  The Huxtables

Default karaoke song:  Love Boat Theme

Favorite pick up line:  I've fallen and I can't get up

Greatest band name:  The Coral Reefers

Super power:  Ability to see bad marketing messages from miles away

Favorite holiday:  The first day of Daylights Savings

Ideal middle name:  Whiskey

Can't live without:  Scotch tape

Fight any celebrity:  Uncle Rico

 

Jefe del Fresco

Research and Testing / El Frescador


80's Band:  the Misfits

If I wasn't a designer I'd be...:  CEO of the Northwestern Semihemisphere

Entrance music:  Brazilian Diamonds

Favorite word:  Catafalque

The Meaning of Life:  The pursuit of enlightenment and ice cream sandwiches

Super power:  N/A, already gots em

One item on a deserted island:  Natalie Portman

Ideal middle name:  Del

Default karaoke song:  My Way

Exit music:  Smells Funky